Vegas baby! Abe had a work trip to Vegas, so we tagged along! We had really amazing really expensive food and really expensive crappy food. If that makes sense? We played in the pool for hours every day. We ventured out one night after dark to show the kids the "kid friendly" Treasure Island pirate show (which turned out to be a strip dance on a boat) and the "kid friendly" Mirage volcano (which absolutely terrified all our children). But we had a super duper time all together, and next stop on the Gardner train is...Hawaii!